TINTUMON ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Onninupoku

teacher-”aarkengilum onninu poganam ennu thoniyal dhe enne nokki aa choondu viral pondhichu kaanichal madhi”

tintumon-”angane kaanichal aa thonal theerumo teacher…??

Thaadi..

Jintappan: ente thaadi enganeyund?

Tintumon: oh. Ithu thaadi aayirunno?, njan karuthi nee umikkari kond pallu

thechappol pattiyathanennu!!!

X’mass

Teacher : Which is the best thing to place over a Christmas Cake?

Tintumon : No doubt … its Teeth.

Thengu..

Thengukayattakaran tin2monod: oru thengil kayari irangan 20 roopa

Tintu vegam 10 roopa eduthu neety

Thengukayattakaran: ithentha 1o roopa

tin2mon: than thengeal kayariyal mathi iranganda avideyirunno

Chammanthi

Teacher : oru kilogram thengayum, oru kilogram mulakum oru kilogram uppum koottiyal enthu kittum?????

Tintumon : 3 kilogram CHAMMANTHI yude valiya oru “unda” kittum

Thonnal

Tintumonte first nightil…

pinkimol – ethrayum nal nammal snehichittu eppol nammal kalyanam kashichu….

enthu thonnunnu..

Tintu – Avsanam njan pettupoyallo eannoru thonnal..

Statement..

“I studied and never topped. Today toppers of the best universities are my employees.”

- Bill Gates

Tintu:Ee ore oru statement anu eanne schoolil topper akunathil ninnum pinthiripikunathu….

Tintus Wife

Tintuvinte bharya prasavichu

Nurse: oru kuppi chora venam

Tintu:aval prasavichatu drakkulaye aano???

Vava

Teacher : Lava undakunathu engane enna questionu nee enthkeya vrithikedu ezhuthi vechirikkunath?

Tintumon : Athuseri Lava aayirunno njan karuthi Vava aanennu 

Pichakaran

Pichakaran: 7 divasamayi aaharam kazjichittu.

Tintu:enthadey

visappille…….??

Kalyanam

tintumon-” chetta..enikku ningalde mole kalyanam kazhichu tharumo?

chettan-” ayyo..avalkku ippol kalyanam shariyavilla..aval padichu kondirikkanallo tintumone”

tintumon-”adhu saramilla..aval padichotte..njan oru manikkoor kazhinju varam..padichu theernal namukkidhu nadathalo”

Pengal

Tintumon thante schoolil puthuthaayi vanna penkuttiyodu: Entha peru???

Penkutti deshyathode: Enthina ariyunne….ivide ellaarum enne pengale ennaa vilikkunne mathiyo???

Tintumon: Wow great…

Penkutti: entha ithilithra santhoshikkaan??

Tintumon: Enne ivide ellaarum aliyaa enna vilikkunnath……

Adi

Kukku: Sreesanth bowl cheyyumbol batsman entha confuse aayippokunnath?

Tintu: Ath batsman ballineyaano Sreesanthineyano aadyam adikkendath ennu confuse aavunnatha…

Bhumi

jintappan: ende muthachan marichappol 20 laksham vittittu poyee….

vichuttan : ende muthachan marichappol 50 laksham vittittu poyee….

Tintu : ende muthachan marichappol ee Bhoomi thanne vittittu poyee…!

Raagingggggg……..

College Ragging: -

Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle …!!

Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!!

Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!

Eli

tintumol: njan oru valiya kuzhappathilaaa!

Tintu: enthu patty….?

tintumol: ente veettil eliyude salyam sahikkan vayya..!

Tintu: kuzhappamilla oru elikkeni vechu pidikkoo..!

tintumol: ente veettil elikkeni illa..

Tintu: orennam vangiyaal pore…

tintumol: athu vangan panamilla…..

Tintu: kuzhappamilla ente veetilulla oru elikkeni tharam athil kurachu thenga Vechal mathy..

tintumol: ente veettil thenga illa…

Tintu: Okay athillenkil oru bread vechalum mathi

tintumol: ente veettil bread illa….

Tintu: kuzhappamilla oru cheriya unakka meen velichennayil mukki vechal mathi

tintumol: ente vettil velichenna illa.

Tintu: ok.. veruthe unakka meen vechalum mathi..

tintumol:ente veettil unakka meenum illa..

Tintu:Ithonnumillenkil Pinne entho undakkanaadi ELI avide varunnathu..???

Mallika Sheravath

jintappan-”eda ee photo kando..mallikasheravathinte..aval mixiyil juice adichondirikkunna photoya”

tintumon-”mone mixiyil adikkunnadhu juice alla..aval idunna dress wash cheyyunnadha…

Bahumanam

teacher: ningalude monu teachermarou yathoru bahumanavumilla..

amma: shariyanoda njanee kelkkunnathu?

tintumon: illamme, ivalu chumma parayunnatha..

Payasam

Jintappan: eda tintu ninte thalayilentha valiyoru murivu?

Tintumon: chakkarayundakkiya paayasam nannayittundennu njan avalodu paranju. Athinavalu ulakkayeduthu thalliyatha.

Jintappan: paayasam nannayennu paranjathinu thallunnathenthina?

Tintumon: aval undakkiyathu sambar aayirunnu polum.

Petti

Bikil helmet vekkathe vanna tindumone police pidichu.

Police : 500 roopa veno atho 2 divasam jaililmkidakkanno?

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Tintumon : 500 roopathannal mathi saare…

Braanthan

window side bencil irunnu purathu koode pogunna braanthane nokkikkondirikkunna Jintappane kanda teacher: jintappa entha avide?? classil sraddikkoo.
Athu jintappan kettilla ennu manassilaaya Tintu urakke: Da claassil saarullappo neeyenthinada roattil koodi pokunna braanthanmare nokkiyirikkunnathu???

Element

scientist tintu invented new element.
element name:GIRL.
Symbol:Gi.
atomic no.:143.
found:every where.
physical properties:boils at any anytime.freeze anybody anytime.melts when handled with love and care,very reactive,highly unstable.attracted towards gold,silver etc…
used to destroy boys.gud reducing agent of money!!!

Fashion

tintumon-”oh..ee fashion bramathinu oru paridhiyillennu innu manasilayi”

jintappan-”endhu patiyeda?

tintumon-” aa gulfukaran sasi ille…avan innu aa shopil poyi chodhikuva avante 6 masam prayamulla

kuttiku oru LOW WAIST snuggy tharan…endhu kashtamanennu nokkane…!

Current

Sir : Entha home work cheyyathirunne ?

Tintumon : Current illayirunnu

Sir : Current illenkil mezhukuthiri upayogichoode ?

Tintumon : theeppaati pooja muriyil aayirunnu
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Sir : athentha pooja muriyil poyi theeppetti eduthal ?

Tintumon : kulikkathe enganeya poojamuriyil kerunne ?

Sir : Enthu konda kulikkanhe ?

Tintumon : Tankil vellamillayirunnu

Sir : Athentha tankil vellam pump cheyyathathu ?

Tintumon : athalle ……………mone aadyame ninnodu paranhe current ellayirunnunnu………………..

Loose Motion

Poojarikku Loose motion.., marunnu vangi poojary attender Tintumonodu chodhichu “Enthenkilum mun karuthal veno….?”

Tintumon: “Shanku oothumbol alpam shakthy kurach oothiyal mathi…….”

Kadam

Teacher:Ninte kail oru 500 rupa undeannirikattee,athil ninnum njan 250 rupa kadam chodichal baaki eathra undavum??

Tintu:500 Rupa thanne undakum..

Teacher:Ateagane??

Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

Samayam

Jintappan: enthina tintumone chuttikayum irumbu thakidum vaathilkal thookkiyittirikunnath?

Tintumon: njan kandu pidichatha. ” rathriyil samayam parayum clock”
chakkara: haai. Ithenganeya pravarthikkunnath?
Tintumon: paathirathri e chuttika kondu irumbu thakidil randu moonnu pravasyam adikkanam.
Jintappan: apo samayam parayumo?
Tintumon: parayum. Adutha veettukaran kathavu thurannu parayum rathri panthrandu manikum urangan sammathikkukeleda ennu.

Proverb

Tintu: Innale Raveendran mash shakarichappol enikk oru pazhanchollu sathyamanennu manassilayi..

DunDu: athetha aa pazhancholl?

TinTu: “Vettu thaduthalum Muttu thadukkoola”

DunDu: ath sathyamanennengana manassilayath?

Tintu: Nhan Mullippoyadey..

Dairyam.!

Tintu:Eante muthachan valare dheeranayirunnu orikal adheham nirayudhanayi simhathinte madayil kadanittundu..!

Jintappan:ho! apara dhairyam thanne,thirichirangiyapol alukal adhehathe abhinandhnangal kondu moodikanum alle,?

Tintu:Athinu muthachan purathirangiyennu njan paranjillalo..!

Mone…

amma-”mone chaya tharatte?

tintumon-”venda”

amma-”cofee?

tintu-”venda”

amma-”juice?

tintu-”venda”

amma-”brandy?

tintu-’’soda venda..!!

KUTTI

Tin2monte wife pregnt ayi. Hospitalil vachu doctr tin2monod: aadyathe kutti ano ?

Tin2: alla, njan ivaludE bharthava…!!!

Onnu Chirikkoo

Karanju kondu vanna Tintumonodu amma : “Enthna mone nee karayunne?”
Tintumon karanju kondu : “Achan avide chumariril oru photo thookkukayayirunnu..ente kaiyil irunna chuttika ariyathe achante kalil veenu”
Amma : ayye! ee nisara karyathinano nee karayunne? saramilla..achanu vedhana onnum eduthu kanilla..
ini mon onnu chiriche..

Tintumon : Uvva! angane onnu chirichathu konda ippo karayendi vannathu

Exam

in exam hall-

jintappan-”eda tintu,ee sir eppolum nadakkunna karanam thundu edukkan patunnilla”

tintu-”adheda..copy adikkan iyalingane nadakkumbol rakshayilla”

jintappan-”endhu cheyyumeda ini..copy adikkadhe rakshayilla..iyalanel irikkunnumilla..”

tintumon-”oru idea und.”

jintappan-”endhu idea?

tintumon onnum mindadhe endho oru paperil ezhudhi ezhunnetu ninnu sir nu koduthu.
sir appol
thanne poyi chairil irunnu.

jintappan-’oh..great da..ini copy adichu thagarkkam..nee endha ezhudhi koduthe?

tintumon-”bahumanapetta sirnu,sirnte pantinte moodu keeriyittund” ithre ezhudhiyullu.

Bag

Teacher: Ente adutha questionu correct answer parayunna alku eppol thanne veetil pokavunnataanu…

Ithu ketta Tintumon tante bag eduthu janalil kude purathekk erinju…

Teacher: Aaranu bag eduthu purathekku erinjathu ?
…
Tintumon: Njananu teachere…!

Appol njan pokkotte?…!!

Tintu & Wife Dundu

Tintu : Innu kazhikkan entha undakkunne
Dundo : Chettan parayunnathu…
Tintu : Chorum Parippukariyum…?
Dundu : Athu innale kazhichalle ullu…
Tintu : nnna Rotiyum kariyum vakku
Dundu : Athu pilleru kazhikkilla
Tintu : shari puriyum kurumayum vakku
Dundo : ohh athu vallathe heavyaakum
Tintu : Appavum Chicken stuvum aayaaallo…
Dundu : enthu innu vyazhamaanennariyille…
Tintu : nna parotta undaaku
Dundu : Raathri porotta aara kazhikka…
Tintu : bhagavaaane..enthenkilum hotellinnu varuthaaam..
Dundu : ennum hotellinnu kazhicha mathiyo…..alpam utharavaditamokke vende manushya….
Tintu : easwaaaaraaaa…..nna idly sambar undakku
Dundu : athinu kure samayam aavum….nerathe parayanjathenta….
Tintu : nna maggi undaakku….athinu samayam edukkilla
Dundu : athu bakshanamaaano…vayaru nirayilla….
Tintu : ivalekkondu…..pinne nee enda undakkua….?
Dundu : Chettan parayunnathu…….
Tintu : edi bhadrakaaalii nee enne kondu parayippikkum……